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Just kidding, no one asks me any questions about myself because everyone I meet thinks I am a stay-at-home mom.

NEWSFLASH! I AM UNKEMPT AND HAVE CRAZY HAIR AND DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE BECAUSE I AM A WRITER, NOT JUST BECAUSE I AM A STAY-AT-HOME MOM ALTHOUGH THAT IS A FACTOR. YOU ARE WELCOME TO TALK TO ME LIKE THE GROWN-ASS, STAGGERINGLY PROFOUND MENTAL TOUR-DE-FORCE THAT I ACTUALLY LITERALLY AM.

THANK YOU.